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Everybody talks about going green, but for Earth Day this year several websites are going red! Yes, Mother Nature has PMS and it's time for humankind to face the consequences. See what happens when the Earth gets a little payback for pollution, nuclear testing, strip mining, and Carrot Top!
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| WEBSITE | MOVIE | REVIEW EXCERPT |
| Badmovies.org | The Land That Time Forgot | "If anyone else thinks that some stinking caveman using a big jawbone to chop at British sailors is likely to offend the sensibilities of a refined Englishman - well, you are correct." |
| The B-Movie Film Vault | Godzilla Vs. Hedorah | "After a few blasts of radioactive breath, Hedorah turns into a kaiju-sized brick of adobe. With the trash taken out, Godzilla stomps off into the sunset to take a much needed rest. And he'll need it because his next fight is with Gigan and King Ghidorah!" |
| DarkSider's Realm | Fear Chamber | "Cut to the Beneficent Foundation Foreign Employment For Young Women where a young lady is disrobing. Note to all girls in horror films, if you see a place like this run for your damn life." |
| Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard | Tentacles | "The next thing we know, night has fallen. The young guy from the dinghy is sitting on the dock, wrapped in a blanket and staring off into space with a vacant look, having obviously been traumatized by the sight of Bill’s mangled corpse…either that or having caught a glimpse of co-star Shelly Winters as she pranced around in a thong between shots." |
The Tomb of Anubis
| Prophecy | "Nothing says Earth Day like a deformed, skinless mutant bear chasing Rocky’s girlfriend and an Italian pretending to be a Native American around the Maine forests." |
| WTF Film | The Last Days of Planet Earth | "Even at that age I had realized, perhaps better than most adults viewing the same film today would, that THE LAST DAYS OF PLANET EARTH was a "message" picture. That message was scrawled in bold across its 88 minutes, using scenes of disaster on a global scale as ink, and I read it well. "All of this is your fault," it said, and I believed it." |
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