It's a dinner party of the damned hosted by the Tomb of Anubis, as some of the web's most cinemasochistic bad movie sites square off against the Sci-Fi Channel's infamous "Sci-Fi Originals" productions. Now go forth, taste the tainted fruits of our efforts, and experience the lengths to which we all go to entertain and educate. Go ahead and take a bite. What's the worst that could happen?

WEBSITE	MOVIE	REVIEW EXCERPT
Badmovies.org	Shockwave	"Okay, so Jack, Rork, Tiffany, and Shane are safe on the ground on an uncharted island. Guess what else has crashed on the island lately. Go on, guess. If you said, 'Killer robots that zap Shane and then steal the helicopter.' you get a cookie. Seriously, go get a cookie. Now, eat it. Good."
Cold Fusion Video Reviews	Mammoth	"This is a movie which is going to be upfront about its corniness (which is not the same thing as camp, though I don't want to stop and explain). You would think that any movie about a rampaging mammoth in Everytown USA would naturally have to acknowledge its corniness, but if you do think so, you obviously haven't watched enough SciFi Originals."
Darksider's Realm	Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys	"So at this point (almost one hour in), it becomes painfully obvious to the viewer the epic battle we’ve been waiting for is more than likely going to be extremely brief. Minus a few minor scuffles involving toys, the film pretty much has been all slow moving dialog up until this point. It really sucks when a film has to jerk off time with a bunch of annoying and pointless scenes. I know big time budgets aren’t always available for certain films but honestly, if you’re going to do a film like this at least try to make it somewhat involved with the title subjects."
Side Order of Ninjas	Terminal Invasion	"Bruce Campbell, the man, the myth, the chin...I don't think I have to tell the movies the man has starred in. If you're wanting Ash, Brisco County Jr, or Bruce Campbell from the Old Spice commercials, you're going to be severely disappointed."
The Tomb of Anubis (Anubis)	Ice Spiders	"Of course Dash will not only save the day with his skiing abilities, but he'll redeem himself in front of everybody and regain all of their respect. More slow motion skiing sequences and generic thrash metal music ensue. It doesn't matter if the government has killer mutant spiders in their control, cuz there's some gnarly powder shredding to be had, bro!"
The Tomb of Anubis (Ragnarok)	Komodo Vs. Cobra	"When napalming an island full of mutated monsters whose genes, if spread, could cause the whole world to be overrun by impossibly huge monsters, make damn sure you get the body of the supposedly dead biodegradable scientist who has turned into a lizard man because a 50-foot-long Komodo dragon drooled on him. Seriously, what kind of government doesn’t have contingencies for drool-mutated lizard men? Where is our tax money going?"