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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2007)

Reviewed By Nix Eclipse

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Breaking news! I’m watching crap!

But in a good way. Sorta.

This flick wastes no time in throwing blood and tits, around.

*Troma*

Arbie and Wendy are in love, but they just graduated. So, Wendy (do you get it, yet?) is moving away to college. This is complicated to explain.

*Troma*

Arbie gets a job at he chicken joint that is built over the Indian Burial Ground.

*Troma*

There is no way to explain this.

*Troma*

A guy shits himself out of his body. I’m serious.

And it’s a musical!

*Troma*

People eat the contaminated food and… it’s gooey.

And it’s stupid.

*Troma*

Scared, yet? Want to know more about the “mysterious, vein covered, pulsating eggs”?

It’s fucking Troma. But... it’s a musical.

Just roll that around, for a bit. Sound like fun? I agree.

Then make it a Troma flick that is making fun of Troma flicks.

Imagine “This type of movie” Movie. But it’s Troma.

But it’s actually fun. And has tolerable acting.

*Troma*

So, it will give you what you’re looking for (if you’re looking for Troma), and then make you hate yourself for looking for it.

Nix Says: It’s Troma.

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