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Slither (2006)
Reviewed By Nix Eclipse

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Ok. Now Shut Up.

Jesus. Everybody and their fucking mother is talking about Slither: the new flick from the guy that wrote Scooby goddamn Doo and the Dawn of the Dead remake.

Yes. It is a good throwback to 80's horror. Sure it was all gooey and shit.

But I wasn't that impressed by it.

I laughed a lot. But I just kinda forgot it as I left the theater.

I dunno. Maybe I need to see it, again.

Nix Says: Michael Rooker kicks ass!

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